I will be your Father Figure. I will be the Harsh Light of Morning. I will be Fifteen to Forty-Five Minutes Late for Most Things. I will not Hold Your Baby. I am the Lemon About Which You Were Warned. I am Bibby Peavis.

Gruß vom Krampus!Happy Jingle Jangle you lovely tumors on my heart. I hope you all have a lovely winter, regardless of whether there’s a holiday involved. I hope you ignore the clothes on the floor. I hope you love me.