Beyblade Improv Champion. The Pride of Babel. James Franco's Latest Art Installation. Brub Brinkland, Channel 9 News Promenade. Fancy Man of Cornwood. Ill-Tempered Cat. Miniature Twin Fairies. Badger that Cannot be Contained. He knows the Ways.

The Guardian:

Any advice for a 21-year-old who hates their job and has the possibility of traveling the world? And has a boyfriend that they like. (This is for a friend.)

Rob Delaney:

Go do it. Fuck him. Is he a guy in his 20s? Then he's the least significant type of person on the planet. A male in their 20s? Run in the opposite direction. Nothing he says matters; his fears, his hopes his dreams are garbage. Men in their 20s are the worst thing happening on our planet. Go, go to Uzbekistan, go to South Korea, just go anywhere he isn't because men in their 20s are bad for young women.

The Guardian:

So what do women in their 20s do?

Rob Delaney:

Masturbate. Date other women for a while. Use men sexually for a while but don't ever invite their opinion or be bound to them in any way.

Ollivander:

Oh you need a wand? Try this one.

*shit explodes*

Ollivander:

Shit

Ollivander:

I don't fuckin know

Ollivander:

Here try this it kinda killed your parents

Ollivander:

Perf

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f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

Melancholic illustrations for children by Japanese artist  Sleepy

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slayboybunny:

rawr0609:

robotgirlomatic:

A Woman Wore A Hidden Camera To Show How Many Times In A Day She Gets Harassed.

At 3:17, a woman describes an assault on a subway. You really should hear what she says so you can learn how horrific this is for many women on a daily basis.

Wow I’ve been thinking of doing that hidden camera thing for forever but never got around to it. These ladies are so brave.

"And I think that most women who’ve been assaulted know this look, which is the "I’m getting off on you being uncomfortable"" hits me like a semitruck!! this is important

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emilianadarling:

scoutfinches:

lazylunatic:

a-spoon-is-born:

trapbuddha:

adumbrant:

nirvanatrill:

Albert Einstein teaching a physics class at Lincoln university (HCBU in Pennsylvania) in 1946

Sure as hell never mention that about him.

HOMIE

His anti-racism views and work are often totally ignored by historians.

EVEN OUR HISTORIANS ARE RACIST

did… did you think historians weren’t racist?

Friend, if you did not realize that historians are racist then I have some bad news for you. 

emilianadarling:

scoutfinches:

lazylunatic:

a-spoon-is-born:

trapbuddha:

adumbrant:

nirvanatrill:

Albert Einstein teaching a physics class at Lincoln university (HCBU in Pennsylvania) in 1946

Sure as hell never mention that about him.

HOMIE

His anti-racism views and work are often totally ignored by historians.

EVEN OUR HISTORIANS ARE RACIST

did… did you think historians weren’t racist?

Friend, if you did not realize that historians are racist then I have some bad news for you. 

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10bullets:

The Loner (by Olizwell)

10bullets:

The Loner (by Olizwell)

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker 

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker 

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Friend:

why are you crying?

Me:

I'm just so beautiful