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unclefather:

Ripleys believe it or nah

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shitshilarious:

punkgeons
i couldn’t find a founding fathers otome game so i took matters into my own hands

shitshilarious:

punkgeons

i couldn’t find a founding fathers otome game so i took matters into my own hands

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faggitvekubby:

imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be

So is Aquarius just more moist and unstable than usual or what

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liartownusa:

Oh Christ, It’s This Asshole Again

liartownusa:

Oh Christ, It’s This Asshole Again

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“Do not pity the dead Harry, pity the living, and, above all, those who read The Song of Achilles.”

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Initiate phase 3 plopping

milvertons:

voxantiqua:

aaronpurr:

voxantiqua:

aaronpurr:

voxantiqua:

ok but my glands are swollen and my headphones are broken fuckin a

do you have honey and some benadryl bc that will solve your problem

i have vodka and nyquil does that count

perfect go balls to the wall

my mind and my mom are tellin me no but stepdad and my sis’ best friend are tellin me yes

um moms know best and stepdads can’t be trusted

we really can’t, listen to your mother

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voxantiqua:

aaronpurr:

voxantiqua:

ok but my glands are swollen and my headphones are broken fuckin a

do you have honey and some benadryl bc that will solve your problem

i have vodka and nyquil does that count

My medical senses say no but my cavalier habits say yes